Hey boys & girls! Gonna keep it short and sweet this time. Just gonna say HAPPY MOTHAH FUCKIN NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
For everyone who's going out to parties and clubs and all that fun shit....BE SAFE!!! Have a designated driver, or take a cab. Don't take the chance.
Me....I'm staying in, eating pizza, drinking champagne & coquito with my awesome boyfriend and oldest son. Everyone's been kinda sick recently, so we're having a pajama party! YEAH!! Living on the EDGE!!! So have a great new year, be safe, and I love you all!!!!
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So I'm messing around on Instagram. Love that friggin app. But anyway, I make a comment, and some fucking jackoff gets all over sensitive, and apparently thinks that I'm talking directly to them (how could I?! I don't fucking know you!!), and feels the need to say something stupid like:
"That's really not cool/funny to say that. I'm insulted. Wah wah wah!!!" (Ok, at the end, I was just picturing them crying) WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THAT COMMENTS MADE ON PICTURES OR POSTS, THAT THEY DIDN'T PUT UP, ARE DIRECTED AT THEM?!!!!??!! Am I the only one who gets confused by this?? If I don't fucking know you, and I'm commenting on someone else's shit, how in the fuck am I talking to you??? Someone explain this to me? It's especially confusing when the person who decides that they want to start a bitch fight with me (Which they will NEVER win! I'm not really a bitch...I can be if the situation calls for it....but in these situations, I just find it hilarious!), doesn't know the person who's picture/post I commented on in the first place!!! Like they feel the need to be the fuckin sentinel of the Internet....standing up for people who gets deragotory comments on their shit. (Would make a pretty lame, but relevant superhero. Internet Watch Man! Protecting the threads of random people for no reason what so ever...on the Internet. Basically a guy, in a cape, at a computer....pretty lame). The whole point to this is this: CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!! If you don't like what someone has to say, and you're truly offended by it.....maybe you need to look at yourself for a minute. Maybe you're a little hypersensitive? Work on that. Maybe you need to get a sense of humor? DEFINITELY work on that. Or maybe, especially if the thread/photo could definitely lead to disagreement.....DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!!!! On the other side of the coin, if you actually LIKE getting into "comment arguments" with other people...GO AHEAD! It's hilarious! Now, I do understand that sometimes people who post racist comments, ignorant comments, just plain stupid comments, etc., might need to be educated that that is NOT OK! But, in the end, you've just gotten yourself all pissed off at someone you don't know....and they probably didn't even learn anything. I'm guilty of that crap myself. Like if someone puts a post up like: "Did you hear about the guy who got shot in Bellport the other day? Crazy, smh" And some ignorant ass fuck comments something like: "You know it must have been a (insert offensive racial slur here)" Then yes, I'm gonna attack the shit outta this cock hole!!!! So yes, I am totally guilty of this too, but none of my comments are EVER racist, ignorant, etc., because I am neither racist or ignorant! So let me know if this has ever happened to you. I cannot be the only one. Da da da DAAAHHHH!!! Internet Watch Man, AWAY!!! (As he glides across the floor in an office chair!) That's all I got this time! Please follow my blog if I made you think, or laugh, or eat ramen noodles, or ANYTHING....and feel free to comment if you agree, or disagree, or just love kittens! I'm not here to judge you! But I do have an opinion on a LOT of things, and if you can help me understand yours, in a logical and reasonable fashion....you might just change my mind! But probably not. I love you, and I hope you have a glorious day! You can find me on twitter: www.twitter.com/nytatt2chick Or the book of faces: www.facebook.com/nytatt2chick Ok...so I usually go off on long friggin rants on Facebook, like EVERYDAY! So I was thinking about how I fill up other people's threads with my constant shenanigans......why not make my own blog?! I'll probably still post borderline maniacal rants on everyone else's shit, but at least THIS way I can say, "Hey, guy who I totally fuckin disagree with.....if you don't like what I have to say, DON'T FUCKIN READ IT!!!!!" So here it goes.
I'll keep this one pretty light (mostly to not terrify you with my insanity!). Yesterday was Christmas, and I hope everyone had a great day (even if you don't celebrate Christmas, STILL HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY!). Anyway, here's what got me kinda irritated. I got my kids two of these Meep! Tablet things....mostly because they're always trying to steal my phone, or my computer, or ANYTHING electronic. That's not all they got. We spoiled the SHIT outta my 2 babies. Long story short (I could see you fading in my mind already!), the fuckin servers that you need to log into to do, well, pretty much ANYTHING with these things crashed due to the insane amount of traffic (hmmmm, guessing I wasn't the only one who was sick of gettin all my crap stolen). That's not even what pissed me off though....had to give you a little back story so you'd know what the hell I was talking about (foreshadowing!). So all these parents are all over the page like "Oh you guys fuckin suck...my kid's crying because he wants to use his tablet", or "You guys RUINED Christmas because my kids think Santa brought them a broken toy.". Ummm, NO! That's a BAD mommy or daddy!!! Ok, I admit I'm a little bit pissed that I can't set these fuckin things up for my kids, but, hi people, my name is reality, and I have a check for you: Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, if the fact that you can't set up the fucking tablet that you ALREADY spent $150 fucking dollars on, and your little Princess Spoiled Cranky Banana can't fucking deal with the shit ton of games/apps/ebooks that came PRELOADED on the fucking thing for a couple fucking days while they try and fix the goddamn servers; MAYBE YOU NEED TO HANDLE THAT SITUATION FIRST BECAUSE YOUR KID IS GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN LIFE AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD A SHITTY CHRISTMAS NO MATTER WHAT!!! Maybe, I don't know, your kids can play with the other 65 million toys you bought them, that they didn't need in the first fucking place, and just deal with it. Or maybe I'm crazy. Let me tell you RIGHT NOW that, yes, I totally spoiled the living SHIT out of my kids this year.....but they can deal with not having like 150 games instantly at their fingertips, that they're just gonna get bored with anyway!!! When I was a kid, I would get clothes...FUCKING CLOTHES...for Christmas. 99% of the time, they were clothes that I didn't even like!!!! (Sorry mom....the cat's out of the bag!). I'd get a couple toys, maybe one that I asked for (or a no name knock off...GOD FORBID!), but you know what?! I was fucking happy! So if you're one of the materialistic parents who are bitching and whining that your little precious shit is unhappy, kill yourself. You've already bred, but maybe your kids can be saved. That's all I got this time! Please follow my blog if I made you think, or laugh, or eat ramen noodles, or ANYTHING....and feel free to comment if you agree, or disagree, or just love kittens! I'm not here to judge you! But I do have an opinion on a LOT of things, and if you can help me understand yours, in a logical and reasonable fashion....you might just change my mind! But probably not. I love you, and I hope you have a glorious day! You can find me on twitter: www.twitter.com/nytatt2chick Or the book of faces: www.facebook.com/nytatt2chick |
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