Ok...so I usually go off on long friggin rants on Facebook, like EVERYDAY! So I was thinking about how I fill up other people's threads with my constant shenanigans......why not make my own blog?! I'll probably still post borderline maniacal rants on everyone else's shit, but at least THIS way I can say, "Hey, guy who I totally fuckin disagree with.....if you don't like what I have to say, DON'T FUCKIN READ IT!!!!!" So here it goes.
I'll keep this one pretty light (mostly to not terrify you with my insanity!). Yesterday was Christmas, and I hope everyone had a great day (even if you don't celebrate Christmas, STILL HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY!). Anyway, here's what got me kinda irritated. I got my kids two of these Meep! Tablet things....mostly because they're always trying to steal my phone, or my computer, or ANYTHING electronic. That's not all they got. We spoiled the SHIT outta my 2 babies. Long story short (I could see you fading in my mind already!), the fuckin servers that you need to log into to do, well, pretty much ANYTHING with these things crashed due to the insane amount of traffic (hmmmm, guessing I wasn't the only one who was sick of gettin all my crap stolen). That's not even what pissed me off though....had to give you a little back story so you'd know what the hell I was talking about (foreshadowing!). So all these parents are all over the page like "Oh you guys fuckin suck...my kid's crying because he wants to use his tablet", or "You guys RUINED Christmas because my kids think Santa brought them a broken toy.". Ummm, NO! That's a BAD mommy or daddy!!! Ok, I admit I'm a little bit pissed that I can't set these fuckin things up for my kids, but, hi people, my name is reality, and I have a check for you: Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, if the fact that you can't set up the fucking tablet that you ALREADY spent $150 fucking dollars on, and your little Princess Spoiled Cranky Banana can't fucking deal with the shit ton of games/apps/ebooks that came PRELOADED on the fucking thing for a couple fucking days while they try and fix the goddamn servers; MAYBE YOU NEED TO HANDLE THAT SITUATION FIRST BECAUSE YOUR KID IS GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN LIFE AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD A SHITTY CHRISTMAS NO MATTER WHAT!!! Maybe, I don't know, your kids can play with the other 65 million toys you bought them, that they didn't need in the first fucking place, and just deal with it. Or maybe I'm crazy. Let me tell you RIGHT NOW that, yes, I totally spoiled the living SHIT out of my kids this year.....but they can deal with not having like 150 games instantly at their fingertips, that they're just gonna get bored with anyway!!! When I was a kid, I would get clothes...FUCKING CLOTHES...for Christmas. 99% of the time, they were clothes that I didn't even like!!!! (Sorry mom....the cat's out of the bag!). I'd get a couple toys, maybe one that I asked for (or a no name knock off...GOD FORBID!), but you know what?! I was fucking happy! So if you're one of the materialistic parents who are bitching and whining that your little precious shit is unhappy, kill yourself. You've already bred, but maybe your kids can be saved. That's all I got this time! Please follow my blog if I made you think, or laugh, or eat ramen noodles, or ANYTHING....and feel free to comment if you agree, or disagree, or just love kittens! I'm not here to judge you! But I do have an opinion on a LOT of things, and if you can help me understand yours, in a logical and reasonable fashion....you might just change my mind! But probably not. I love you, and I hope you have a glorious day! You can find me on twitter: www.twitter.com/nytatt2chick Or the book of faces: www.facebook.com/nytatt2chick
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