I just learned an interesting fact: Our sun is NOT actually yellow (or red, or orange!). It actually burns a white, which only appears to be yellow, blue-green color, or other colors, because of the distortion caused by our atmosphere. NASA actually recolors the sun in photos, because that's what we're used to seeing. **FUN FACT** The sun's rays dispersed through the atmosphere is actually why our sky appears blue! ANNNNYYYYYWWWWAAAAYY! Back to my original train of thought. So Superman (allegedly) gets his powers from our yellow sun, correct? (Of course it's correct...what? ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!) Well, Superman...IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!!! Well...it's not, it's Kal-El, and also Sups, we all know you're Clark Kent. Sorry to burst your bubble, but glasses + curl does not = a convincing disguise. You CLAIM to get your power from our "yellow sun"...which I've already shit on that theory. Considering the fact that you have exited the Earth's atmosphere several times (even went INTO the sun on at least one occasion), you KNOW that our sun is NOT yellow, rather a blue/green color. So, Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El...you, sir, are a PHONY!! A BIG FAT PHONY!!! You get no powers from our sun at all! (Neither does Zog...) **MY CONCLUSION** Superman suffered a TBI when his spaceship crashed into Smallville, and all of his "heroic exploits" have been nothing more than the delirious hallucinations of an alien life form locked away in a secret government base. (This would include any and all interactions with other REAL members of TJLA, and/or various super villains.) SUCK ON THAT, SUPERMAN! That's all I got this time! Please follow my blog if I made you think, or laugh, or shoot ramen noodles out of your nose, or ANYTHING....and feel free to comment if you agree, or disagree, or just want to discuss the possibility that unicorns exist! I'm not here to judge you! But I do have an opinion on a LOT of things, and if you can help me understand yours, in a logical and reasonable fashion....you might just change my mind! But probably not. I love you, and I hope you have a glorious day! xoxoxo Laura Tweet me: http://www.twitter.com/nytatt2chick Facebook me: http://www.facebook.com/nytatt2chick Instagram me: http://instagram.com/nytatt2chick YouTube me: http://www.youtube.com/therealnytatt2chick G+ me: https://plus.google.com/+LauraCeruti Email me: Just in case you didn't believe me: http://www.universetoday.com/18689/color-of-the-sun/ Yep. Superman is living a lie...maybe that's why he's so hard to kill! *If you die in your dreams, you die in real life!*
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