If You Do Anything of These Things While Driving...I'm the One Losing My Mind Behind You!!!!1/11/2013 Well hello there!!!! Long time no blog...I know, life's been hectic. I missed you! Let's get down to business. If you drive a car, then you've probably been stuck behind some ass-clown who has done (or ALL) of these things that make you want to LOSE YOUR ENTIRE MIND!!!!! Yes we're also guilty of doing some of these things too...nobody's perfect, but most of us don't do this crap on a regular basis. Soooooo, without further ado, here we go. THIS MYSTICAL SYMBOL ON THE DASHBOARD IS CALLED A GODDAMN TURN SIGNAL!!!!! This is PROBABLY the most annoying thing that people do (or I should say DON'T DO!). Why? Why would you not use your turn signal when you're turning???? WHY!?!?? It is NOT difficult to use. In the example picture, the driver is making a right turn/merge. By hitting the turn signal, he is letting other drivers around him that he will be turning/merging right. Apparently this is a such a complicated thing to grasp, because 75% of the time, there is MANY people who I'm driving behind who can't seem to understand how to use this magical handle on the side of their steering wheel. FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE! YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST BUMP IT UP/DOWN WITH THE SIDE OF YOU HAND!!! IT IS NOT A DIFFICULT PROCESS!!! If you're making a right, push it UP! If you're making a left, push it DOWN!!! I cannot even begin to ESTIMATE how many times someone in front of me either slammed on their brakes to turn, or just cut me off...WITHOUT SIGNALING! The whole point is to prevent accidents. I do NOT want to rear end someone because they couldn't be bothered to use their signal (and I almost have MANY times!).You don't even have to worry about turing it off!! It will shut off by itself after you make the turn! (You DO have to turn it off if you've merged...) While I'm on the subject of turn signals...WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR DIRECTIONAL, LIKE A 5 MILES BEFORE THEY NEED TO TURN????!!! That's ALMOST as bad as not using them at all!!! I still have NO idea when (or IF) you're actually going to make that turn!!! Stop it!!! Just stop it right now! This one make me ABSOLUTELY insane. If you're driving in a 45mph zone, WHY ARE YOU GOING 30MPH??!!!? I cannot stand this. I feel like i going to lose my ENTIRE MIND when this happens!!!! WHY???? Do you NOT have to be somewhere on time? Do you NOT give 2 shits if the person behind you it running late, or just has to pee really REALLY bad, or WHATEVER!!! There is no need to be going 15mph UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!! Especially on main roads, and DEFINITELY not in the middle of the night when the person behind you just tattooed for 9 hours straight, is dead tired, in a shitty mood, and just wants to get her ass home and go to sleep!!! Trust me when I say that there have been MULTIPLE times this happened to me, and I gave serious thought to following them to their destination, and CURSING THEM THE FUCK OUT!!! It's just madness. Another thing with the whole "speed" thing is, WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO RIDE UP MY BUMPER WHEN I'M ALREADY GOING A DECENT SPEED! If the speed limit is 45mph, and I'm going 55mph....THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UP MY ASS!!! GET OFF ME!!! I will slam on my breaks for no reason whatsoever, causing you to rear-end me. You better have some damn good insurance!! Because you're buying me a new car!! Ok, when you get to a four-way stop sign, and there are other cars at one, or ALL of the other three stop signs....LEARN THE RULES TO THIS!!! They're NOT THAT COMPLICATED!!!! Whoever gets to the intersection first, GOES FIRST!!! If you all show up at the same time, the person farthest to the right goes first. You had to know this at one point in time, if you have your license. IT'S ON THE GODDAMN TEST!!!! These same rules apply to a three-way stop sign. So stop giving me evil looks if I get to an intersection before you, stop, and go. I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY!!! This is the last one. I promise. It's also the one that pisses me off the most. You see that little symbol on the left? That means that your high beams are on. When you are using your high beams, and either approaching an oncoming car, or someone is about to pass you on the highway...TURN THEM OFF!!!!! I have been blinded a gazillion times because people have no sense to turn them off! Just tonight on my way home, it happened to me TWICE! The second time, I almost drove right off the road. It's just common courtesy. If I'm driving behind you on the highway, and start passing you, and you have your high beams on, and you don't turn them off, I WILL slow down and drive right next to the rear of your car, blasting you with mine. So you get pissed off? GOOD!!! That's the whole point!!! Your regular lights aren't bright enough for you to see at night? Then you need to get them switched out because I sure as shit don't want your brights blinding me. YOU HAVE ALREADY PISSED ME OFF!!! That's all I got this time! Please follow my blog if I made you think, or laugh, or eat ramen noodles, or ANYTHING....and feel free to comment if you agree, or disagree, or just love kittens! I'm not here to judge you! But I do have an opinion on a LOT of things, and if you can help me understand yours, in a logical and reasonable fashion....you might just change my mind! But probably not.
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